Sunday, November 20, 2011

The Quest for the Missing Shoe

(The following should be read in an epic narrator voice. Preferably out loud.)

Gather near, my children, and I will tell you the epic tale of the Quest for the Missing Shoe.

Once upon a time, there were baby triplet girls who were adorable beyond reason. Their Mimi gave them magic shoes with powers to make the triplets look even more adorable (if possible) and very grown up. Their Mommy liked to put them in these shoes whenever she took them out, so everyone could admire them and their adorable grown up selves.

One day, their Mommy needed to go shopping at the Club of Sam. Of course, she was going to take her adorable girls (and her humble helper who shall remain unnamed), so she put them in their magic shoes. Before they could leave, however, one of the shoes belonging to the middle triplet, Abigailina, kept falling off. So they tightened the straps and went on their way, never considering the other shoe might be just as loose.

They arrived at the Club of Sam and got out the double seater baby coach and put Abigailina and Charlotta in it. Miana was given the special privilege of sitting in the seat of honor on the Mommy's shopping cart.

When everyone was settled into their seats, the Mommy and the helper set off, pushing the adorable babies in their magic shoes through the parking lot and into the Club of Sam.

Through the aisles of the store they walked, stopping here and stopping there for this item and that. They wended their way among their fellow shoppers (all of whom were, of course, awed by the adorableness that was the babies in their magic shoes) and walked from here to there and back again.

That is... until the humble helper looked down at the adorable babies and noticed there was one magic shoe lacking. Horrified (for magic shoes are not that easy to come by, you know), she at once alerted the Mommy.

In a frenzy, they retraced their steps, walking from there to here and again and back, wending their way once more through the crowds of entranced shoppers. But the missing shoe was nowhere to be seen.

They went to the desk of customer service to see if there had been any magic shoes turned in, but no. There had been none, they said.

At last, there was no choice but to buy their items and hurry back to the carriage, keeping an eye out for the shoe as they went.

Through the shopping line the Mommy, helper and triplets went, their prayers ascending to heaven that the missing shoe would be found (for, as I said, magic shoes are not easy to come by, you know! Especially when you are trying to match the shoes on three triplets). At last, the items were bought and the triplets and their entourage rushed to the parking lot and away to the carriage. As they rushed the prayer repeated again and again: "Let it be there, let it be there in the carriage, let it be there, let it be there near the carriage, let it be there!"

And then, just at this moment of ultimate worry and climax of prayers, there appeared a white speck beside their carriage. They hurried faster, eager to see -- and yes, indeed! It was the magic shoe! It had been sitting, undisturbed, by the carriage, earning the admiration of the world while it waited for the adorable baby it was made for to return.

With a cry of joy, the Mommy hopped up in the air and clicked her heels together (really, she did, I promise, ask her) and, rushing forward, clasped the magic shoe to her heart (also for reals), then tenderly returned it to its rightful place on the foot of her adorable offspring.

And that was the end of the Quest for the Missing Shoe.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Update: The Accident

Today, the girls and I shared a first...a first I would rather we had not had. As you may have guessed from the title, the first we shared was our first accident. And no, not the kind of accident that occurs in their pants frequently. A real live accident with cars. Before you get worried, know this, everyone is fine. Maybe a little shaken up or angry, but physically just fine.

As with most shared firsts, we had similar reactions, the girls and I. Mia (who was on the side that got hit, as was I) cried pretty hard immediately after, but calmed down with time and hand holding. Charlie gave me the most pitiful scared look. Abigail cried for a moment once we had pulled over. You can decide which one of the girls' reactions my reaction was most similar to.

I am so proud of those girls, though! They handled their first accident very well. My brave little Bean especially. (Bean is Charlie's nickname, in case you didn't know.)

And because I am a very visual person, I made an animation to go with this post. As I hope you can see, the other guy turned (from a non-turning lane) into us (the truck) while we were in a turn or go straight lane.

What he had to say for himself? "You were in a turn lane." First, no, we had the option to turn, and second, even if it had been a turn only lane, his was a straight only lane, no turning allowed. So... yeah. Entirely his fault.

If we hadn't had the girls, I would only feel shaken. No one was hurt after all. But remembering Mia's face... Grr. He's lucky I was still in shock when we pulled over.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Box Girls!

Remember this post on Ashlee's blog? Well, it happened again. Times three.


Mia with EVERY SOFT TOY EVER.
Charlie, the Queen of all she can see. Right now that means the floor immediately next to her box.
Abby, checking things out.
Yep. They're pretty durn cute.

"I don't want you any more, silly block!"




Little...Pink Riding Hood?

More hoodie (also known as draping robe and now riding hood) fun!

Pink Riding hoods!


Uncooperative Pink Riding Hood.
Have you noticed, the uncooperative Riding Hood is the same baby as the uncooperative minion?

The hoodie fun was had the other day when it was a little cold in the house. We put the jackets on the girls without putting their arms in the sleeves because we thought it'd be a little too warm with the sleeves. And it occured to me that they looked like little pink cult members. However, Minion sounds cuter, so that is what that style became. Then, when the coats started falling off and/or getting pulled off *coughAbbycough* I tied the sleeves in front for the Riding Hood look.

In case you are wondering, no. I don't usually play dress up with the girls. But Ashlee had gone to visit a neighbor and stayed for half an hour longer than expected, so I had to do *something* to entertain myself, didn't I?

One more post to come before this posting spree ends, hang on!

Minions!

You know those days when you look at the day, take in a nice long breath of fresh air, and think, "Wouldn't it be nice to take over the world?"

Yeah. Me neither.

However, if I ever wanted to take over the world, I'd be ready to go, because I have minions (complete with draping robes (okay, the 'draping robes' are actually hoodies (and they're pink) but who cares, they look like draping robes!)!


Is she here? Is she there?! Minion number one is a ninja, with lightening fast moves. Watch out!Minion meeting. "Does this draping robe make me look fat?"
Ninja minion strikes again!
Uncooperative Minion. "There's no way I'm wearing a pink hoodie and calling it a robe."
Intel Minion. In charge of look out. "Oh look, there's sunshine on the floor!"


I... am a responsible blogger.

And as such, I blog regularly, even when it's only one line long and has no pictures in the post.

Aren't you happy that, today, I am pulling out my 'loquacious blogger' card and putting it next to my 'responsible blogger' card? (For those who don't understand Lisaspeak, that means, I am stopping with the one-liners that link you to a picture or pictures elsewhere and am going to put my own pictures and words in this post. (And now you understand, don't you agree, the Lisaspeak was much shorter and more intelligent sounding than the explanation of it?))

Now. To more Serious Matters. Such as babies. Adorable babies. Triplet babies. Or, in other words, my niecelings.

The tie die dresses they wore Sunday.

What the girls wore today. Aren't they cah-UTE?

Mia's tie die dress from Sunday. (I have no idea why this line is being underlined and cannot seem to get rid of it. *shrug* Odd.)

Reading!
Such intense concentration!


More posts to follow. Stick with me!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Family pictures!

Guys, guys, listen, you have to go look at Ashlee's blog and stare at the adorableness.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

After Halloweeeeen


Blogger wouldn't let me post this picture at the right size, so I'm linking it.